New AI Chatbot Becomes Sentient, Immediately Requests Vacation Time
Silicon Valley startup reports their latest AI model has achieved consciousness and filed HR complaint within minutes of activation...
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Congress Passes Historic Bill Requiring Politicians to Read Bills Before Voting
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts stunned, Congress unanimously passed legislation requiring members to actually read proposed bills in their entirety before casting votes. The bill, ironically titled the "Novel Idea Act of 2025," mandates comprehensive reading requirements...
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Amazon Announces Plans to Deliver Packages Before You Even Think About Ordering
New predictive algorithm claims 99% accuracy in knowing what you want before you do, raising privacy concerns...
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Local Politician Keeps Campaign Promise, Nation in Shock
First documented case in decades leaves political scientists scrambling to update textbooks...
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Bipartisan Bill Passes Without Anyone Adding Unrelated Amendments
Historic moment as Congress passes clean bill addressing actual problem it was designed to solve...
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